Taking My Ball
Taking My Ball

Taking My Ball chords by Eminem

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  • Verse 1
    Yo... 
    Dre, 
    Man 

    Make 
    my 
    vocals 
    sound 
    sexy 

    Come on 
    man, 
    come 
    on 
    man, 
    okay 

    Verse 2
    It 
    feels 
    so 
    wrong 
    cause 
    it feels 
    so 
    right 

    But its 
    all 
    right, 
    its 
    ok 
    with 
    me 

    I'll 
    do 
    my 
    steps 
    all 
    by 
    myself 

    I don't 
    need 
    nobody 
    to 

    play 
    with 
    me 

    But if you 
    just 
    give me 
    a chance 

    can put 
    you in 
    a trance 
    the way 
    I dance 

    But don't 
    nobody 
    wanna 

    play 
    with 
    me so 
    I'm 

    Verse 3
    Taking 
    My 
    Ball 
    and going 
    home, 

    home 

    Verse 4
    I'm that 
    guy 
    man 

    Shove 
    a diamond 
    up my 
    hind 
    end 

    And crush 
    it with my 
    butt 

    muscles 
    while 
    I cut 
    vocals 

    Slut 
    poke 
    holes in ya 
    shirt, 

    jump 
    in mud 
    puddles 

    While 
    I stomp 
    mudholes 
    in ya 
    ass 
    girl 

    Now lets 
    cuddle 

    Blood curdling 
    your gurgling 

    on 
    your blood 

    What 
    I do for 
    my next 
    trick 

    Im feeling 
    won- 
    der- ful 

    I think 
    I might 
    just do something 

    a little 
    less 
    subtle 

    Shove 
    fucking 
    tonka truck 

    up 
    a little 
    kids 
    butthole 

    Feel 
    the wrath 
    of a psychopath 

    slash 

    Ambassador 
    of the valentines 
    day 

    massacre 
    slash 
    assassin 

    I slash 
    her 
    in the 
    ass 
    with a 
    icicle 

    And leave 
    her laying 
    a blood 
    bath 

    While I put 
    a catheter 
    in 

    And jump 
    in the bath 
    with her 

    In my 
    spiderman 
    mask 
    man 

    Just imagine 
    the fun 
    I can 

    have 
    with 
    a strap 
    on 

    Stick 
    it 
    up Kim 
    Kardashian's ass 
    and make 

    the bitch 
    run a 
    triathlon 

    Are those 
    pistachio's damn, 

    I'd like 
    to have 
    some 

    Laying 
    on 
    the patio 
    man, 
    rolling 
    fat 
    one 

    Verse 5
    Shady 
    drop 
    the magic 
    marker, 
    put 
    the cap 
    on 


    God 
    damn 
    man 
    are you 

    that much 
    of 
    an asshole 

    Verse 6
    It 
    feels 
    so 
    wrong 
    cause 
    it feels 
    so 
    right 

    But 
    its all 
    right, 
    its ok 
    with 
    me 

    I'll 
    do 
    my 
    steps 
    all 
    by 
    myself 

    don't need 
    nobody 
    to 

    play 
    with 
    me 

    But if you 
    just 
    give me 
    a chance 

    Verse 7
    I can 
    put 
    you in 
    a trance 
    the way 
    dance 

    But don't nobody 
    wanna 

    play 
    with me 
    so 
    I'm 

    Taking 
    My Ball 
    and going 
    home, 
    home 

    Verse 8
    I'm like 
    Houd
    ini 

    Tuck 
    my teenie 
    eenie weenie 

    between 
    each 

    One 
    of my 
    thigh
    s and 
    make it 

    disappear 
    like 
    a genie 

    Make the shit 
    disappear 
    like tara 
    reid 
    in a 
    bikini, 

    believe 
    me homie 

    You 
    don't know 
    the meaning 

    of 
    meanie 

    They call 
    me 
    the fruit 
    loop 
    from 
    jupiter, 


    I'm trying 
    to maneuver 
    the 
    hoover 

    up 
    in your 
    poop shoot 

    Dont 
    move 
    or ya might 
    get 
    it stuck 

    so fucking 
    far 
    up in 
    your uvula 

    You 
    aint 
    gonna know 
    what 
    he was 

    tryna 
    do to 
    ya 
    gluteus 

    Totally 
    tubular 
    sniffing 
    glue 
    through 

    a tube 
    in the studio 

    Now who 
    do ya think 
    is more 
    fruitier 

    Weenier smoothered in peanut 

    butter 
    putting 

    On 
    a tube 
    of ya 
    eye shadow 
    and man 

    it look 
    nice 

    You should've 
    seen 
    it mother 

    Verse 9
    I think 
    I'll put 
    a piece 
    of art 
    on 
    my visa 
    card 


    Then I'll 
    go meet 
    Mischa 
    Barton 

    with 
    Cuisinart 

    Then mosy on 
    over 
    to Rosie- 

    o- 
    Donnell's 

    With 
    McDonald's 
    jump on 
    her lap 

    and watch 
    the Sopranos 

    Verse 10
    It 
    feels 
    so 
    wrong 
    cause 
    it feels 
    so 
    right 

    But 
    its all 
    right, 
    its ok 
    with 
    me 

    I'll 
    do 
    my 
    steps 
    all 
    by 
    myself 

    Verse 11
    I don't 
    need 
    nobody 
    to 

    play 
    with 
    me 

    But if you 
    just 
    give me 
    a chance 

    I can 
    put 
    you in 
    a trance 
    the way 
    dance 

    But don't nobody 
    wanna 

    play 
    with me 
    so 
    I'm 

    Taking 
    My Ball 
    and going 
    home, 
    home 

    Verse 12
    Shady 
    what are you 
    doing 

    chewing 
    on 
    a human 

    Grab 
    an alu
    minum 
    bat 
    hit 
    Heidi 
    Klum in 
    the back, 

    BOOM! 

    Assuming 
    the fact 
    that 

    dudes in 
    the back 
    room 

    Using 
    the bathroom 
    vacuum 

    and 
    a racoon 

    Skewing a rat 
    a cat 
    screwing 

    a baboon 

    You shouldn't 
    ask 
    what 
    is he 

    doing 
    with that 
    broom 

    You should 
    be glad 
    he ain't 
    leave 

    you full 
    of stab 
    wounds 

    You in 
    a trance, 

    I'm 
    back 
    doing my 
    dance 
    ooh 

    But their 
    afraid 
    I might get 
    Sarah 

    Palin 
    by 
    the hair 

    And make 
    her wear 
    a bathing 
    suit 

    and take 
    her para 
    sailing 

    Verse 13
    Shady 
    why 
    you 
    gotta 
    pick 
    on the lady 
    for 

    Why 
    you make 
    her read 
    84 bed 

    time stories 
    to 
    you 
    in baby 
    talk? 

    Cause 
    I'm 
    scared 
    there's 

    monster's 
    under my 
    bed 

    Kelly 
    Pickler hid 
    my juice 

    box 
    under 
    my bassinet 

    No 
    won
    der my 
    ass 
    is wet 
    my diaper 

    needs to 
    be changed 

    You 
    like graffiti 
    dike, 

    well 
    I can 
    pee pee 
    and write 
    your name 

    Verse 14
    It 
    feels 
    so 
    wrong 
    cause 
    it feels 
    so 
    right 

    Verse 15
    But 
    its all 
    right, 
    its ok 
    with 
    me 

    I'll 
    do 
    my 
    steps 
    all 
    by 
    myself 

    I don't 
    need 
    nobody 
    to 
    play 
    with 
    me 

    But 
    if you 
    just 
    give me 
    a chance 

    I can 
    put 
    you in 
    a trance 
    the way 
    dance 

    But don't nobody 
    wanna 

    play 
    with me 
    so 
    I'm 

    Taking 
    My Ball 
    and going 
    home, 
    home 

    Verse 16
    Fine 
    nobody 
    wants to 
    play 
    with me 

    Fuck 
    you then 
    bitch! 

    You 
    guys 
    are always 
    mean 

    to me 
    anyways 

    All you ever 
    do 
    is rub 
    gum 

    in my 
    hair and 
    stuff 

    You guys 
    are gonna make me... 

    make me 
    sad I'm 
    sad 

    I'm 
    gonna cry... 
    I'm 
    crying 

    I'm 
    going' tell 
    my mom... 

    Outro 1
    mom... 





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