vegematic
vegematic

vegematic chords by Steve Goodman

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Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 2

Capo

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Capo

  • Am

  • E

  • Bb

  • F

  • A

  • D

  • Dm

  • Am

  • E

  • Bb

  • F

  • A

  • D

  • Dm

    • Intro 1


    Verse 1
    Fell 
    asleep 
    last 
    night 
    with the 
    T- 
    V 
    on. 
    Oh, 

    what 
    a dream 
    I had. 

    I 
    dreamed 
    I 
    answered 
    every 
    single 
    one 

    of 
    those 
    late 
    night 
    mail 
    order 
    ads. 

    And 
    four 
    to six 
    weeks 
    later, 

    much 
    to my 
    sur
    prise, 

    The mailman 
    came 
    to my 
    front 
    door, 

    and 
    I 
    couldn't 
    believe 
    my 
    eyes 

    When 
    he brought 
    the 
    Vegematic, and 

    the Pocket 
    Fisherman 
    too, 

    Illuminated 
    illustrated 
    history 
    of 
    life, 

    And 
    Boxcar 
    Willie 
    with 
    a 
    Ginzu knife, 

    A 
    bamboo 
    steamer, 

    and 
    a Garden 
    Weasel 
    too, 

    And 
    a tie- 
    dyed, 
    dayglow souvenir 
    shirt 
    from 

    Six 
    Flags 
    Over 
    Burbank. 

    Verse 2

    The doorbell 
    rang 
    all 
    morning 

    and 
    into 
    the afternoon. 

    I 
    shook 
    with fright 
    as it 
    rang 
    all night 

    to the light 
    of 
    the Master 
    Card 
    moon. 

    There was 
    Parcel 
    Post 
    in the pantry, 

    and 
    UPS 
    in the hall, 

    C 
    O 
    D's 
    to 
    the ceiling, 

    and 
    I 
    just 
    could
    n't pay 
    for 
    it all. 

    Verse 3
    I got 
    the 
    egg 
    scrambler, 

    with 
    a Seal- 
    a- Meal 
    carrying 
    case, 

    A set 
    of presidential 
    commemorative 
    plates 

    So 
    I could 
    eat my 
    eggs 

    off the 
    President's 
    face, 

    A 
    Minute 
    Mender, 

    and 
    a needle 
    that'll 
    knit or 
    crochet
    , 

    And 
    an autographed 
    photograph 
    of Rin 
    Tin Tin 

    at 
    Six 
    Flags 
    Over 
    Burbank. 

    Verse 4
    (Same chords 

    as 2nd verse:) 

    Verse 5
    I remembered 
    I 
    was 
    dreaming, 

    so 
    I gave 
    a mighty 
    cheer
    . 

    When 
    I 
    awoke, 
    it 
    was 
    no 
    joke, 

    'cause 
    all 
    that shit 
    was 
    here. 

    So 
    if you 
    fall 
    asleep 
    with the 
    TV 
    on, 

    let 
    me tell 
    you what 
    to do: 

    Tear 
    the telephone 
    out 
    of 
    the wall 
    unless 

    you 
    want 
    it to hap
    pen 
    to you. 

    You'll get 
    the 
    Vegematic, and 

    the Pocket 
    Fisherman 
    too, 

    Illuminated 
    illustrated 
    history 
    of life, 

    And 
    Boxcar 
    Willie 
    with 
    a 
    Ginzu knife, 

    A 
    bamboo 
    steamer, 

    and a 
    smokeless 
    ash
    tray 
    too 

    And 
    Verse 6
    an all 
    expenses 
    paid 
    weekend 

    for three 
    at Six 
    Flags 
    Over 
    Burb
    ank 


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