The Bad Touch
The Bad Touch

The Bad Touch chords by Bloodhound Gang

Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 3

Capo

Transpose

0

Capo
  • Am

  • C

  • G

  • F

  • Am

  • C

  • G

  • F

  • Intro 1
    Haha, 
    well 
    now 

    We 
    call 
    this 
    the 
    act 
    of 
    mating 

    But 
    there 
    are 
    several 
    other 

    very 
    important 
    differences 

    Between 
    human 
    beings 
    and 
    animals 

    that 
    you 
    should 
    know 
    about 


    (I'd 
    appreciate 
    your 
    input) 



    Verse 1
    Sweat 
    baby, 
    sweat 
    baby, 

    sex 
    is 
    Texas 
    drought 

    Me 
    and 
    you 
    do 
    the 
    kind 
    of 
    stuff 

    that 
    only 
    Prince 
    would 
    sing 
    about 

    So 
    put 
    your 
    hands 
    down 
    my 
    pants 

    and 
    I'll 
    bet 
    you'll 
    feel 
    nuts 

    Yes, 
    I'm 
    Siskel, 
    yes, 
    I'm 
    Ebert 

    And 
    you're 
    getting 
    two 
    thumbs 
    up 

    You've 
    had 
    e
    nough 
    of 
    two-hand 
    touch 

    You 
    want 
    it 
    rough, 
    you're 
    out 
    of 
    bounds 

    want 
    you 
    smothered, 
    want 
    you 
    covered 

    Like 
    my 
    Waffle 
    House 
    hash
    browns 

    Comin' 
    quicker 
    than 
    Fed
    Ex, 

    never 
    reaching 
    apex 

    Just 
    like 
    Coca-Cola 
    stock, 
    you 
    are 
    inclined 

    To 
    make 
    me 
    rise 
    an 
    hour 
    early 

    just 
    like 
    Daylight 
    Savings 
    Time 

    Chorus 1
    (Do 
    it 
    now) 

    You 
    and 
    me, 
    baby, 

    ain't 
    nothin' 
    but 
    mammals 

    So 
    let's 
    do 
    it 
    like 
    they 
    do 

    on 
    the 
    Dis
    covery 
    Channel 

    (Do 
    it 
    again 
    now) 

    You 
    and 
    me, 
    baby, 

    ain't 
    nothin' 
    but 
    mammals 

    So 
    let's 
    do 
    it 
    like 
    they 
    do 

    on 
    the 
    Dis
    covery 
    Channel 

    Interlude 1
    (Gettin' 
    horny 
    now) 





    Verse 2
    Love, 
    the 
    kind 
    you 
    clean 
    up 

    with 
    mop 
    and 
    bucket 

    Like 
    the 
    lost 
    catacombs 
    of 
    Egypt, 

    only 
    God 
    knows 
    where 
    we 
    stuck 
    it 

    Hiero
    glyphics, 
    let 
    me 
    be 
    Pacific, 

    wanna 
    be 
    down 
    in 
    your 
    South 
    Seas 

    But 
    got 
    this 
    notion 

    that 
    the 
    motion 
    of 
    your 
    ocean 

    Means 
    small 
    craft 
    advisory 

    So 
    if 
    cap
    size 
    in 
    your 
    thighs, 
    high 
    tide, 
    B-5, 

    you 
    sunk 
    my 
    battleship 

    Please 
    turn 
    me 
    on, 
    I'm 
    Mr. 
    Coffee 

    with 
    an 
    automatic 
    drip 

    So 
    show 
    me 
    yours, 
    I'll 
    show 
    you 
    mine, 

    "Tool 
    Time" 

    You'll 
    Lovett 
    just 
    like 
    Lyle 

    And 
    then 
    we'll 
    do 
    it 
    doggy 
    style 

    So 
    we 
    can 
    both 
    watch 
    X-Files 

    (Do 
    it 
    now) 

    Chorus 2

    You 
    and 
    me, 
    baby, 

    ain't 
    nothin' 
    but 
    mammals 

    So 
    let's 
    do 
    it 
    like 
    they 
    do 

    on 
    the 
    Dis
    covery 
    Channel 

    (Do 
    it 
    again 
    now) 

    You 
    and 
    me, 
    baby, 

    ain't 
    nothin' 
    but 
    mammals 

    So 
    let's 
    do 
    it 
    like 
    they 
    do 

    on 
    the 
    Dis
    covery 
    Channel 

    Interlude 2
    (Gettin' 
    horny 
    now) 



    Chorus 3
    You 
    and 
    me, 
    baby, 

    ain't 
    nothin' 
    but 
    mammals 

    So 
    let's 
    do 
    it 
    like 
    they 
    do 

    on 
    the 
    Dis
    covery 
    Channel 

    (Do 
    it 
    again 
    now) 

    You 
    and 
    me, 
    baby, 

    ain't 
    nothin' 
    but 
    mammals 

    So 
    let's 
    do 
    it 
    like 
    they 
    do 

    on 
    the 
    Dis
    covery 
    Channel 

    Chorus 4
    (Do 
    it 
    now) 

    You 
    and 
    me, 
    baby, 

    ain't 
    nothin' 
    but 
    mammals 

    So 
    let's 
    do 
    it 
    like 
    they 
    do 

    on 
    the 
    Dis
    covery 
    Channel 

    (Do 
    it 
    again 
    now) 

    You 
    and 
    me, 
    baby, 

    ain't 
    nothin' 
    but 
    mammals 

    So 
    let's 
    do 
    it 
    like 
    they 
    do 

    on 
    the 
    Dis
    covery 
    Channel 

    Outro 1
    (Gettin' 
    horny 
    now) 


    [Repeat 
    and 
    fade] 
    Autoscroll20%

    Join millions playing with GuitarTuna

    #1 guitar app

    in AppStore & Google Play

    4.8+

    AppStore & Google Play rating

    140M

    Downloads worldwide

    100+

    Tunings available

    Trusted by guitar players worldwide

    • Filled starFilled starFilled starFilled starFilled star

      Best Tuning App Ever

      MaddProfessor

      "

      I’ve downloaded many tuning apps before and this one is by far the best. Easy to use, super user-friendly, and they have a bunch of fun different chords and songs to help you learn new music. I highly recommend.

    • Filled starFilled starFilled starFilled starFilled star

      Great to tune and play

      Lynae T

      "

      I love how easy it is to tune and find and play my favorite songs.

    • Filled starFilled starFilled starFilled starFilled star

      Well-Designed App

      Rose the Black Cat

      "

      I mostly use this for tuning my guitar, which this app makes ridiculously easy. It also has a large selection of songs to play along to and it helps show you which chords to play as well how to make the shapes with your fingers.

    • Filled starFilled starFilled starFilled starFilled star

      Got me back into playing

      Tuliketsune

      "

      I got this app to tune an old guitar, and noticed it has a feature that autoscrolls as I play chords to famous songs. For some reason, this was a lot more motivating for me than any other way of practicing guitar. Now I'm actually practicing and remembering the names of chords 🙂

    • Filled starFilled starFilled starFilled starFilled star

      Secret weapon

      Brad

      "

      Not only is it a tuner (best app tuner I've used personally) but it also has a metronome, games, chords, and a plethora of instruments to choose from and it's SUPER easy to navigate. I love it! Thanks for making an awesome app. From one musician to another, THANKS!!!

    • Filled starFilled starFilled starFilled starFilled star

      Very reliable tuner

      theNewPaul

      "

      This is a great app! Very easy to use and very reliable, if you are just starting out, you can take a big worry off your mind, by getting in tune quickly and easily with this app. Highly recommended!

    • Filled starFilled starFilled starFilled starFilled star

      This is the best guitar tuner ever.

      Caleb Schafli

      "

      It tunes your guitar accurately so you can get the best sound. I like all the other little games as well because they teach you how to play different chords and you can learn to identify the chords by listening to them and it is all offline.