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Amish Paradise chords by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Guitar
Tuning
E A D G B E
Capo
Fret 3
Capo
Transpose
0
Capo
F
Dm
E
Am
G
F
Dm
E
Am
G
Intro 1
Verse 1
As
I
walk
through
the
valley
where
I
harvest
my
grain
I
take
a
look
at
my
wife
and
re
alize
she's
very
plain
But
that's
just
perfect
for
an
Amish
like
me
You
know,
I
shun
fancy
things
like
elec
tricity
At
4:
30
in
the
morning
I'm
milkin'
cows
Jebe
diah
feeds
the
chickens
and
Jacob
plows,
fool
And
I've
been
milkin'
and
plowin'
so
long
that
Even
Ezekiel
thinks
that
my
mind
is
gone
I'm
a
man
of
the
land,
I'm
in
to
discipline
Got
a
Bible
in
my
hand
and
a
beard
on
my
chin
But
if
I
finish
all
of
my
chores
and
you
finish
thine
Then
to
night
we're
gonna
party
like
it's
1699
Chorus 1
We
been
spending
most
our
lives
Living
in
an
Amish
paradise
I've
churned
butter
once
or
twice
Living
in
an
Amish
paradise
It's
hard
work
and
sacri
fice
Living
in
an
Amish
paradise
We
sell
quilts
at
a
discount
price
Living
in
an
Amish
paradise
Verse 2
A
local
boy
kicked
me
in
the
butt
last
week
I
just
smiled
at
him
and
I
turned
the
other
cheek
I
really
don't
care,
in
fact
I
wish
him
well
'Cause
I'll
be
laughing
my
head
off
when
he's
burning
in
Hell
But
I
ain't
never
punched
a
tourist
even
if
he
deserved
it
An
Amish
with
a
'tude?
You
know
that's
unheard
of
I
never
wear
buttons
but
I
got
a
cool
hat
And
my
homies
agree
I
really
look
good
in
black,
fool
If
you
come
to
visit,
you'll
be
bored
to
tears
We
haven't
even
paid
the
phone
bill
in
300
years
But
we
ain't
really
quaint,
so
please
don't
point
and
stare
We're
just
technologically
im
paired
Bridge 1
There's
no
phone,
no
lights,
no
motorcar
Not
a
single
luxu
ry
Like
Robinson
Ca
ruso
It's
as
primitive
as
can
be
Chorus 2
We
been
spending
most
our
lives
Living
in
an
Amish
Paradise
We're
just
plain
and
simple
guys
Living
in
an
Amish
Paradise
There's
no
time
for
sin
and
vice
Living
in
an
Amish
Paradise
We
don't
fight,
we
all
play
nice
Living
in
an
Amish
Paradise
Verse 3
Hitchin'
up
the
buggy,
churnin'
lots
of
butter
Raised
a
barn
on
Monday,
soon
I'll
raise
another
Think
you're
really
righteous?
Think
you're
pure
in
heart?
Well,
I
know
I'm
a
million
time
as
humble
as
thou
art
I'm
the
pious
guy
the
little
Amlettes
want
to
be
like
On
my
knees
day
and
night
scorin'
points
for
the
afterlife
So
don't
be
vain
and
don't
be
whiny
Or
else,
my
brother,
I
might
have
to
get
medi
eval
on
your
heinie
Chorus 3
We
been
spending
most
our
lives
Living
in
an
Amish
Paradise
We're
all
crazy
Mennonites
Living
in
an
Amish
Paradise
There's
no
cops
or
traffic
lights
Living
in
an
Amish
Paradise
But
you'd
probably
think
it
bites
Living
in
an
Amish
Paradise
Outro 1
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