don't feed the trolls
don't feed the trolls

don't feed the trolls chords by Jonathan Coulton

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    • Intro 1

    Verse 1

    Lucy 
    had 
    a steamboat 

    The steamboat 
    had 
    a bell 

    Lucy 
    went 
    to 
    heaven 

    But 
    she 
    still 
    felt 
    like 
    hell 

    So 
    she 
    only 
    gave 
    it two 
    stars 

    Worst 
    place 
    ever 

    She's 
    the kind 
    of 
    Verse 2
    person 

    Anyway 
    she tries 

    Always 
    disappointed 

    So she 
    never 
    feels 
    surprised 

    When she 
    is 
    always 
    disap
    pointed 

    Verse 3
    She holds 
    my 
    hand 

    Like 
    I'm 
    a barbed 
    wire 
    fence 

    Dance 
    like 
    they're 
    watching 
    you 

    'Cause 
    they 
    are 
    watch
    ing 
    you 

    Verse 4
    And 
    when 
    the 
    bright 
    lights 
    find 
    you 

    Don't 
    let 
    your 
    heart 
    get 
    lazy 

    Keep 
    all 
    the 
    worst 
    behind 
    you 

    That 
    stuff 
    will make 
    you 
    crazy 

    Verse 5
    Don't 
    read 
    the comments 
    and 

    don't 
    feed 
    the trolls 

    Don't 
    read 
    the 
    comments 
    and 

    don't 
    feed 
    the trolls 


    Verse 6
    Hello 
    operator 

    Please 
    give 
    me number 
    nine 

    If 
    you disconnect 
    me 

    I 
    think 
    that 
    would 
    be fine 

    Because 
    all 
    I 
    can 
    hear 
    is talking 

    So 
    much 
    talking 

    Ap
    preciate 
    the 
    outrage 
    Verse 7

    I did 
    the best 
    I 
    could 

    I thought 
    about 
    your 
    think 
    piece 

    I 
    don't 
    think 
    it's 
    any 
    good 

    And 
    anyway, 
    I 
    didn't 
    read 
    it 

    Verse 8
    Who writes 
    this 
    stuff? 

    'Cause 
    it makes 
    no 
    sense 

    I just 
    checked 
    my privilege 

    And it 
    looks 
    fine 
    to 
    me 

    Verse 9
    And 
    when 
    the 
    bright 
    lights 
    find 
    you 

    They're 
    gonna 
    shine 

    right 
    through 
    you 

    Keep 
    all 
    the 
    worst 
    behind 
    you 

    Don't 
    let 
    the words 
    get 
    to 
    you 

    Verse 10
    Don't 
    read 
    the 
    comments 
    and 

    don't 
    feed 
    the trolls 

    Don't 
    read 
    the comments 
    and 

    don't 
    feed 
    the troll
    s 

    Verse 11
    The 
    flies 
    are 
    in the 
    meadow 

    The 
    bees 
    are 
    in the park 

    Girls 
    and 
    boys 
    are 
    kissing 

    As 
    we stumble 
    in the dark 

    And 
    we don't 
    have 
    a lot 
    of time 
    left 

    Verse 12
    You 
    clutch 
    your chest, 

    you 
    fake 
    a 
    heart 
    at
    tack 

    Laugh 
    it 
    up, 
    nothing 
    looks 
    good 
    on 
    me 

    Somebody 
    called, 

    they want 
    their 
    something 
    back 

    I'm 
    not 
    a piece 
    of 
    meat, 

    I guess 
    I'd 
    like 
    to 
    be 

    Verse 13
    And 
    when 
    the 
    bright 
    lights 
    find 
    you 

    Bro, 
    come 
    on, 
    bro, 
    don't 
    tase me 

    Keep 
    all 
    the worst 
    behind 
    you 

    That 
    stuff 
    will make 
    you 
    crazy 

    Verse 14
    Don't 
    read 
    the comments 
    and 

    don't 
    feed 
    the trolls 

    Don't 
    read 
    the 
    comments 
    and 

    don't 
    feed 
    the 
    trolls 

    Don't 
    read 
    the 
    comments 
    and 

    don't 
    feed 
    the trolls 

    Don't 
    read 
    the 
    comments 

    and 
    don't 
    feed 
    the trolls 

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