FAKE ID
FAKE ID

FAKE ID chords by Rat Boy

N/A•
Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 2

Capo

Transpose

0

Capo

  • D

  • G

  • A

  • Bm

    2

  • A#5

  • A#dim

  • Em

  • C#5

    4

  • D

  • G

  • A

  • Bm

    2

  • A#5

  • A#dim

  • Em

  • C#5

    4
    • Intro 1






    I tried 
    get
    Verse 1
    ting 
    past 
    the 
    bouncer, 

    but 
    I 
    couldn't 
    get 
    through 

    He 
    said 
    'hold 
    it 
    there 
    mate, 

    well 
    this 
    isn't 
    you' 

    'It's 
    not 
    a fake 
    ID, 

    it's 
    just 
    not 
    mine' 

    'Well, I'm 
    taking 
    this 
    off 
    you son 
    identity 
    theft, 

    that's 
    a 
    crime' 

    So 
    I'm standing 
    on the 
    street, 

    got 
    no 
    one 
    else 
    to meet 

    I'm 
    bored 
    and I'm 
    alone 
    so 

    I start 
    to 
    walk 
    home 

    Regrettable 
    de
    cision 
    and 

    slightly 
    blurred 
    vision 

    Turned 
    down 
    this 
    alley 
    and 
    this 

    young 
    man 
    grabbed 
    me 

    Verse 2
    He 
    said 
    "hand 
    over 
    the money, 

    this 
    ain't 
    funny 

    What's 
    this, 

    are 
    you taking 
    the 
    piss? 

    Where's 
    your 
    iPhone 6 I 
    ain't 

    stealing 
    this 
    shit 

    Come 
    here, 
    bitch" 

    Verse 3
    He said 
    "hand 
    over 
    the 
    money, 

    this 
    ain't funny 

    What's 
    this, 
    are 
    you taking 
    the piss? 

    Where's 
    your 
    iPhone 6 I 

    ain't stealing 
    this 
    shit 

    Come 
    here, 
    bitch" 

    Verse 4
    I start 
    to reflect 
    and 
    think, 

    my 
    heart 
    does 
    sink 

    My 
    eyes 
    too 
    swollen 
    to 
    blink, 

    I 
    need 
    an
    other 
    drink 

    But 
    now 
    I 
    can't 
    afford 
    be
    cause 
    they just 

    ran 
    away 
    with 
    last 
    week's 
    pay 

    Today 
    it weren't 
    a good 
    day, 

    barking 
    from 
    the dog
    s 

    Now 
    I'm 
    thinking 
    I 
    just 
    got 
    robbed 

    How 
    un
    fair, 
    I 
    don't 
    care, 

    it's 
    a 
    rare 
    situation 

    This 
    nation 
    owes 
    me 

    a bit 
    of 
    compens
    ation 

    Verse 5
    He 
    said 
    "hand 
    over 
    the 
    money, 

    this 
    ain't funny 

    What's 
    this, 

    are 
    you 
    taking 
    the 
    piss? 

    Where's 
    your 
    iPhone 6 I 
    ain't 

    stealing 
    this 
    shit 

    Come 
    here, 
    bitch" 

    Verse 6
    He said 
    "hand 
    over 
    the money, 

    this 
    ain't 
    funny 

    What's 
    this, 

    are 
    you taking 
    the 
    piss? 

    Where's 
    your 
    iPhone 6 I 
    ain't 

    stealing 
    this 
    shit 

    Come 
    here, 
    bitch" 

    Verse 7
    Living 
    out 
    of 
    JD bags, 

    smoking 
    broken 
    fags 

    Badman 
    slags, first 
    time 
    shags, 

    tags 
    on 
    the 
    wall 

    Tryna 
    act 
    cool, 
    re
    member 
    when 
    I got 

    kicked 
    out 
    of 
    the classroom 
    at 
    school 

    Hated 
    GCSES, was 
    shit 
    at 
    PE 

    Us 
    against 
    them, 
    just 
    you 
    and me 

    Now 
    they've 
    got 
    pig 
    fat 
    injected 

    to 
    their six 
    pack 

    What's 
    up 
    with 
    that 
    they 

    look 
    a 
    right 
    twat 

    Verse 8
    What 
    up, 
    get 
    up 
    on 
    your 
    feet 

    Put 
    your 
    braces 
    to
    gether 
    and 
    your 

    boot
    s 
    on 
    your 
    feet 

    Give 
    me some 
    of that 
    old 
    booze 

    Verse 9
    He said 
    "hand 
    over 
    the money, 

    this 
    ain't 
    funny 

    What's 
    this, 

    are 
    you taking 
    the 
    piss? 

    Where's 
    your 
    iPhone 6 I 

    ain't stealing 
    this 
    shit 

    Come 
    here, 
    bitch" 

    Verse 10
    He said 
    "hand 
    over 
    the 
    money, 

    this 
    ain't 
    funny 

    What's 
    this, 

    are 
    you 
    taking 
    the piss? 

    Where's 
    your 
    iPhone 6 I 
    ain't 

    stealing 
    this 
    shit 

    Come 
    here, 
    bitch" 

    Outro 1




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