Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine
Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine

Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine chords by Simon & Garfunkel

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Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

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Capo

Transpose

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Capo

  • D

  • C

  • Bb

  • A

  • G

  • F

  • Em

  • E

  • D

  • C

  • Bb

  • A

  • G

  • F

  • Em

  • E

    • Intro 1

    Verse 1
    Do 
    people 
    have 
    a tendency 

    to 
    dump 
    on 
    you? 

    Does 
    your 
    group 
    have 
    more 

    cavities 
    than 
    theirs? 

    Do 
    all 
    the 
    hippies seem 
    to 

    get 
    the 
    jump 
    on 
    you? 

    Do 
    you sleep 
    alone 
    when 

    others 
    sleep 
    in 
    pair
    s? 

    Well 
    there's 
    no 
    need 
    to 
    complain 

    We'll 
    eliminate 
    your 
    pain 

    We 
    can 
    neutralize 
    your 
    brain 

    You'll 
    feel 
    just 
    fine 

    Now 

    Buy 
    a 
    big 
    bright 
    green 
    pleasure 
    machine! 

    Verse 2
    Do 
    figures 
    of 
    authority 

    just 
    shoot 
    you 
    down? 

    Is 
    life 
    within 
    the 
    business 
    world 
    a 
    drag? 

    Did 
    your 
    boss 
    just 
    mention 
    that 

    you'd 
    better 
    shop 
    around 

    To 
    find 
    yourself 
    a 
    more 
    productive 
    bag? 

    Are 
    you 
    worried 
    and 
    distressed? 

    Can't 
    seem 
    to 
    get 
    no 
    rest? 

    Put 
    our 
    product 
    to 
    the 
    test 

    You'll 
    feel 
    just 
    fine 

    Now 

    Buy 
    a 
    big 
    bright 
    green 

    Verse 3
    pleasure 
    machine! 


    You'd 
    better 
    hurry 
    up 
    and 
    order 
    one 

    Our 
    lim
    ited 
    supply 
    is 
    very 
    nearly 
    gone 

    Verse 4
    Do 
    you 
    nervously 
    await 
    the 

    blows 
    of 
    cruel 
    fate? 

    Do 
    your 
    checks 
    bounce 

    higher 
    than 
    a 
    rubber 
    ball? 

    Are 
    you worried 
    'cause 
    your 

    girlfriend's 
    just 
    a 
    little 
    late? 

    Are 
    you 
    looking 
    for 
    a 
    way 
    to 
    chuck 
    it 
    all? 

    We 
    can 
    end 
    your 
    daily 
    strife 

    At 
    a reasonable 
    price 

    You've 
    seen 
    it 
    advertised 
    in 
    Life 

    You'll 
    feel 
    just 
    fine 

    Now 

    Buy 
    a 
    big 
    bright 
    green 
    pleasure 
    machine! 
    Outro 1


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