Lonesome Organist Rapes Page-Turner
Lonesome Organist Rapes Page-Turner

Lonesome Organist Rapes Page-Turner chords by The Dresden Dolls

N/A•
Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 5

Capo

Transpose

0

Capo

  • Am

  • G

  • Dm

  • F

  • C

  • Gsus4

  • Fm

  • A

Verse 1
He told 
me that 
I knew 
what 
to laugh 
at 

And 
I wanted 
to 
but I 
just couldn't 
ask 
if he 

would take 
it back 
so I 
could 
know 
for 
certain 

So on 
the bench 
I watched 

his left 
hand crossing 

While doub
ling 
entendres 

with 
the 
voicings 

He said 
"O darling, 

you're charm
ing 

Please don't 
find 
it alarm
ing if 
I pull 
this 
stop 

out to 
free 
up a hand 
for heavy 
petting" 

Now 
there 
there 
Verse 2

I'm 
a friendly 
man 

I 
joke 
about sex 
because 
it's funny 

when 
you're frightene
d 

Verse 3
So 
si
lently 
I sat 

and turned 
the pages 

Recalculating our 
re
spective 
ages 

Over 
my shoulder, 
he muttered, 

"If I 
get 
any older

You 
can hack 
my 
wrists 
off with 

your choice 
of objects 

No, 
I'm kidding" 

Don't 
be 
scared 
I'm 
Verse 4

a friendly 
man 

I 
joke 
about death 
because 
it's funny 
when 
you're

frightene
d 

This is 
as far 
Verse 5
as I 
could get 

He jabbed 
a needle 
in 
my neck 

Erasing 
all 
the evidence 

But there 
were 
matchsticks in my pants 

And if 
a rock 
should hit 
my head 

And I 
remem
ber what 
he did 

You'll be 
the very 
first 
to know 

Maybe 
I'll find 
out why 
this damn 
thing won't 
stop bleeding 


Verse 6

He told 
me that 
I showed 

a great 
poten
tial 

That given 
I turned 
heads and pages 

Fame 
would be 
a piece 
of cake 

But practice 
was 
essen
tial 

So like 
a stupid 
child 
I 
believed 
it 

And golly 
who 
would 
had 
agreed 
if 

I had 
been Schuber
t 
or Moz
art 

Devoted 
to 
the fine 
art of 
perfect
ing 
ab
solutely 

everything 
incon
sequential 

Verse 7
Don't 
be 
sad 

I'll 
come back 
again 

I 
joke 
about trash 
'cause it 
takes class 
to be 

en
lightene
d 

So several 
dec
ades have 
gone by 
Verse 8

I am 
still sitting 
by 
his side 

I turn 
the pages 
faithfully 

He turns 
his head 
and smiles 
at me 

And with 
a wink 
he says, 
"I doubt 

We would 
be any
where 
without 

Your gift 
for keeping 
truth 
and consequence 
from meeting" 
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