Whatever You Like
Whatever You Like

Whatever You Like chords by Weird Al Yankovic

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  • Verse 1
    Hey girl, 
    you know, 

    our 
    economy's 
    in the toilet 

    But I'm 
    still 
    gonna 
    treat 
    you 
    right 

    I said 
    you 
    can 
    have 
    whatever 
    you 
    like, 

    you 
    like 

    I said 
    you 
    can 
    have 
    whatever 
    you 
    like, 

    you 
    like 

    Yeah 

    Tater 
    Tots, 
    Verse 2
    Cold 
    Duck 
    on 
    ice 

    And 
    we 
    can 
    clip 
    coupons 
    all 
    night 

    And 
    baby 
    you 
    can 
    have 
    whatever 
    you 
    like, 

    you 
    like 

    I said 
    you 
    can 
    have 
    whatever 
    you 
    like, 

    you 
    like 

    Yeah 

    Verse 3
    Take 
    you 
    out 
    for 
    dinner 

    anywhere 
    that 
    you 
    please 

    Like 
    Burger 
    King 
    or Mickey 
    D's 

    And 
    baby 
    you 
    can 
    have 
    whatever 
    you 
    like, 

    you 
    like 

    I said 
    you 
    can 
    even 
    have 
    the 
    large 
    fries, 

    large 
    fries 

    Verse 4
    Yeah 

    Baby, 
    you 
    should 
    know 
    am 

    really 
    quite 
    sweet 
    guy 

    When 
    I buy 
    you 
    bathroom 
    tissue, 

    always 
    get 
    the 
    2-ply 

    Want 
    it, you 
    can 
    get 
    it, my 
    dear 

    got 
    my 
    Costco membership 

    card 
    right 
    here 

    Yeah 
    you 
    Verse 5
    like 
    Top 
    Ramen, need 

    Top 
    Ramen? 

    Got a 
    cupboard 
    full 
    of 
    'em, I'll 

    keep 
    'em 
    comin' 

    You 
    want 
    it, 
    got 
    it, 
    go 
    get 
    it, 
    just 
    heat 
    it 

    Dump 
    the 
    flavor 
    packet 
    on 
    it 
    and 
    eat 
    it 

    Pork 
    and 
    Verse 6
    beans 
    and 
    Minute 
    Rice 

    And 
    we 
    can 
    play 
    cribbage 
    all 
    night 

    And 
    baby 
    you 
    can 
    have 
    whatever 
    you 
    like, 

    you 
    like 

    I said 
    you 
    can 
    have 
    whatever 
    you 
    like, 

    you 
    like 

    Yeah, 
    yeah 

    Verse 7
    can 
    take 
    you 
    to 
    the 

    Laundromat downtown 

    And 
    watch 
    all 
    the 
    clothes 
    go 

    'round 
    and 
    'round 

    And 
    baby 
    we 
    can 
    go 
    wherever 
    you 
    like, 

    you 
    like 

    I said 
    we 
    can 
    go 
    wherever 
    you 
    like, 

    you 
    like 

    Verse 8
    Yeah, 
    yeah 

    Hottest 
    shorty 
    know, 

    if 
    you 
    had 
    some 
    Lipo 

    You 
    could 
    be 
    second 

    runner-up 
    Miss 
    Miss 
    Ohio 

    Seven 
    dollar 
    bills 
    rolled 
    up 

    inside 
    my 
    plastic 
    billfold 

    Buy 
    you 
    bagel 
    even 
    if 
    it 
    isn't 
    day 
    old 

    Verse 9
    And 
    you 
    never 
    ever 
    gotta 
    wear 

    your 
    sister's 
    old 
    clothes 

    Long 
    as 
    I'm 
    still 
    assistant 

    manager 
    at 
    Kinko's 

    Cut 
    your 
    hair 
    with 
    scissors 

    and 
    a soup 
    bowl 

    You 
    ain't 
    gotta 
    pay 
    me, 

    that's 
    the 
    way 
    that 
    roll 

    Verse 10
    My 
    chick 
    can 
    have 
    what 
    she 
    want 

    At 
    Wal-Mart 
    she 
    she 
    can 

    pick 
    out 
    anything 
    she 
    want 

    know 
    girl, 
    you 
    ain't 
    never 

    had 
    man 
    like 
    that 

    Who 
    doesn't 
    make 
    you 
    buy 

    generic 
    brand 
    like 
    that 

    Verse 11
    Yeah 
    you 
    like 
    my 
    Hyundai, see 

    my 
    Hyundai? 

    I can 
    take 
    you 
    to see 
    your 

    cousin 
    Phil 
    next 
    Sunday 

    But 
    that's 
    kinda 
    far 
    and 

    I'm 
    not 
    made 
    of 
    cash 

    Do 
    you 
    think 
    you 
    could 
    chip 
    in 
    for 
    gas? 

    Mac 
    and 
    cheese 
    Verse 12
    would 
    be 
    all 
    right 

    But 
    let's 
    send 
    out 
    for pizza 
    tonight 

    And 
    you 
    can 
    order 
    any 
    toppings you 
    like, 

    you 
    like 

    I said 
    you 
    can 
    even 
    have 
    the last 
    slice, 

    last 
    slice 

    Yeah, 
    yeah 

    Verse 13
    Ran 
    myself 
    cable 
    from 
    my 

    neighbor 
    next 
    door 
    (door) 

    Now 
    can 
    get 
    free 
    HBO 

    And baby 
    you 
    can 
    watch 
    whatever 
    you 
    like, 

    you 
    like 

    I said 
    you 
    can 
    watch 
    whatever 
    you 
    like, 

    you 
    like 

    Yeah 

    Verse 14
    And 
    you 
    can 
    always 
    ride 
    the city 
    bus 

    Got 
    a stack 
    of 
    tokens 
    just 
    for 
    us 

    Yo, 
    my 
    wal
    let's fat 
    and 
    full 
    of 
    ones 

    Yeah, 
    it's 
    all 
    about 
    the 
    Washingtons, 

    that's 
    right 

    You 
    Verse 15
    want 
    White 
    Castle, 

    need 
    White 
    Castle? 

    Long 
    as 
    you 
    got 
    me 
    it 
    won't 
    be 
    no 
    hassle 

    You 
    want 
    it, 
    well 
    get 
    it, 
    just 
    don't 
    be 
    hater 

    If 
    grab 
    bunch 
    of 
    napkins 
    for 
    later 

    Thrift 
    store 
    jeans, 
    Verse 16
    on 
    sale 
    half 
    price 

    The 
    underwear 
    at 
    Goodwill 
    is 
    nice 

    And 
    baby 
    you 
    can 
    have 
    whatever 
    you 
    like, 

    you 
    like 

    I said 
    you 
    can 
    have 
    whatever 
    you 
    like, 

    you 
    like 

    Yeah 

    Verse 17
    Baby 
    can 
    give 
    you 
    anything 
    you 
    please 

    Even 
    share 
    my 
    government 
    cheese 

    And 
    baby 
    you 
    can 
    have 
    as 
    much 
    as 
    you 
    like, 

    you 
    like 

    I said 
    you 
    can 
    go have 
    as 
    much 
    as 
    you 
    like, 

    you 
    like 

    Yeah, 
    yeah, 
    yeah, 
    yeah 

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