Chords for songsMe And My MonkeyMe And My Monkey chordsby Robbie WilliamsYear: 2002Genre: PopGuitarSimplifiedOriginalTabsTuningE A D G B ECapoFret 3TransposeEADGBECapoAmDmGFEmELearnSmart scrollChord HighlightIntro 1Am Am Dm Dm G G F F Am Am Dm Dm G G F F Verse 1There Am was me and my monkey And with Dm his dungarees and roller blades smoking filG ter tips Reclining in the passenger seat of my super-charged jet F black Chevrolet He had Am the soft-top down He liked Dm the wind in his face He said 'Son, G you ever been to Vegas?' I said 'no' He said 'that's where we're gonna go, you F need a change of pace' Am And we hit the strip with all Dm the wedding chapels and the neon signs He G said 'I left my wallet in El Segundo' and proceeded to F take Pre-chorus 1two grand of mine Em We made tracks to The Mandalay Dm Bay Hotel Em Asked the bell boy if he'd take me and my Dm monkey as well? Em He looked in the passenger seat of my car And with a Dm smile he said Em 'If your monkey's got that kind of money sir, then we've E got a monkey bed!' Chorus 1Am Me and my monkey Dm With a dream and a gun G I'm hoping my monkey don't point F that gun at anyone Am Me and my monkey Like Butch and Dm the Sundance Kid G Trying to understand why he did F what he did Why he did what he did Verse 2And Am at the elevator, I hit Dm the 33rd floor We had a room G up top with the panoramic views Like nothing you'd eF ver seen before Am He went to sleep in the bidet Dm and when he awoke He ran his G little monkey fingers through yellow pages Called up some escort services and F ordered some okey doke Verse 3Am Forty minutes later there came a Dm knock at the door In walked this G big bad ass baboon into my bedroom with F three monkey whores Am 'Hi! My name is Sunshine, Dm these are my girls G Lace my palm with silver baby and oh yeah, F they'll rock your world' Pre-chorus 2Em So I watched pay-per-view and polished Dm my shoes and my gun Em Was diggin' old Kurt Cobain singing Dm 'bout lithium Em There came a knock at the door and in Dm walked Sunshine 'What's up? Em You'd better get your ass in here boy, your monkey's having too much E of Chorus 2a good Time!' Am Me and my monkey Dm Drove in search of the sun G Me and my monkey Don't point F that gun at anyone Am Me and my monkey Dm Like Billy the Kid G Trying to understand Why he did F what he did Why he Verse 4did what he did Am Got tickets to see Sheena Easton, Dm the monkey was high G Said it was a burning ambition to see her F before he died Am We left before encores, Dm he couldn't sit still G Sheena was a blast baby but F my monkey was ill Verse 5Am We went to play black-jack, kept Dm hitting twenty three G Couldn't help but notice this Mexican F just staring at me Am Or was it my monkey? Dm I couldn't be sure G It's not like you'd never seen a monkey in rollerblades F and dungarees before Pre-chorus 3Em Now don't test my patience cause we're not Dm about to run Em That's a bad ass monkey boy and Dm he's packing a gun Em 'My name is Rodriguez', Dm he says with death in his eye Em 'I've been chasing you for a long time amigos, And now your E monkey's gonna die!' Chorus 3Am Me and my monkey Dm Drove in search of the sun G Now me and my monkey We don't F wanna kill no mexican But we've Am got ten itchy fingers Dm And one thing to declare G When the monkey is high You do F not stare, you do not stare Outro 1Am Am Dm You do not G stare F F Am Looks like we've got ourselves a mexican standoff here boy Dm And I ain't about to run G Put your gun down, boy F How did I get mixed up with this fucking monkey anyhow Am