Chords for songsOne WeekOne Week chordsby Barenaked LadiesYear: 1998Genre: RockGuitarSimplifiedOriginalTabsTuning E A D G B ECapo Fret 2TransposeEADGBECapoGCEmDBm2LearnSmart scrollChord HighlightChorus 1It's been G one week since you looked C at me G Cocked your head to the side and said, "I'm angry" G Five days since you laughed C at me Saying, G "Get that together, come back and see me" G Three days since the C living room I G realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you G Yesterday, you'd forC given me But it'll G still be two days 'til I say I'm sorry Verse 1G Hold it now and watch the hoodwink As I make you stop, think You'll think you're looking at Aquaman G I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss I like the sushi 'cause it's never touched a frying pan G Hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes Big like LeAnn Rimes, because I'm all about value G Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits You try to match wits, you try to hold me but I bust through G Gonna make a break and take a fake I'd like a stinking aching shake I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavors G Gotta see the show, 'cause then you'll know The vertigo is gonna grow 'Cause it's so dangerous, Pre-chorus 1you'll have to sign a waiver Em How can I D help it if I think you're funny when you're mad? Bm Trying hard C not to smile, though I feel bad Em I'm the D kind of guy who laughs at a funeral Bm Can't understand C what I mean? Well, you soon will Em I have a D tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve Bm I have a C history of taking off my shirt Chorus 2It's been G one week since you looked C at me G Threw your arms in the air and said, "You're crazy" G Five days since you tackC led me I've G still got the rug burns on both my knees It's been G three days since the C afternoon You G realized it's not my fault not a moment too soon G Yesterday, you'd forC given me And now I G sit back and wait 'til you say Interlude 1you're sorry G G G G G G G G Verse 2G Chickity China, the Chinese chicken You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin' G Watching X-Files with no lights on We're dans la maison I hope the Smoking Man's in this one Like G Harrison Ford, I'm getting frantic Like Sting, I'm tantric Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy G Like Kurosawa, I make mad films, 'kay, I don't make films But if I did they'd have a Samurai G Gonna get a set of better clubs Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back-swing G Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon 'Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes Pre-chorus 2That make me think the wrong thing Em How can I D help it if I think you're funny when you're mad? Bm Trying hard C not to smile, though I feel bad Em I'm the D kind of guy who laughs at a funeral Bm Can't understand C what I mean? Well, you soon will Em I have a D tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve Bm I have a C history of losing my shirt Chorus 3It's been G one week since you looked C at me G Dropped your arms to the sides and said, "I'm sorry" G Five days since I laughed C at you and said G "You just did just what I thought you were gonna do" G Three days since the C living room We G realized we're both to blame but what could we do? G Yesterday, you just smiled C at me 'Cause it'll G still be two days Outro 1'til we say we're sorry G It'll still be two days 'til we say we're sorry It'll still be two days 'til we say, "Wasabi" Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie G G