Chords for songsThe Bad TouchThe Bad Touch chordsby Bloodhound GangYear: 1999Genre: AlternativeGuitarSimplifiedOriginalTabsTuning E A D G B ECapo Fret 3TransposeEADGBECapoAmCGFLearnSmart scrollChord HighlightIntro 1Haha, well now We call this the act of mating But there are several other very important differences Between human beings and animals that you should know about (I'd appreciate your input) Am C G F Am C G F Verse 1Am Sweat baby, sweat baby, C sex is a Texas drought Me and you G do the kind of stuff that only F Prince would sing about So put your Am hands down my pants and I'll C bet you'll feel nuts Yes, I'm G Siskel, yes, I'm Ebert And you're F getting two thumbs up You've had eAm nough of two-hand touch You want it C rough, you're out of bounds I want you G smothered, want you covered Like my F Waffle House hashbrowns Comin' quicker than FedAm Ex, never reaching apex Just like Coca-Cola C stock, you are inclined To make me G rise an hour early just like F Daylight Savings Time Chorus 1(Do it now) Am You and me, baby, ain't C nothin' but mammals So let's G do it like they do on the DisF covery Channel (Do it again now) Am You and me, baby, ain't C nothin' but mammals So let's G do it like they do on the DisF covery Channel (Gettin' Interlude 1horny now) Am C G F Am C G F Am C G F Am C G F Verse 2Am Love, the kind you clean up C with a mop and bucket Like the G lost catacombs of Egypt, only F God knows where we stuck it HieroAm glyphics, let me be Pacific, I wanna be C down in your South Seas But I got this G notion that the motion of your ocean Means small F craft advisory So if I capAm size in your thighs, high tide, B-5, you C sunk my battleship Please turn me G on, I'm Mr. Coffee with an F automatic drip So show me Am yours, I'll show you mine, "Tool Time" You'll C Lovett just like Lyle And then we'll G do it doggy style So we can F both watch X-Files (Do it now) Chorus 2Am You and me, baby, ain't C nothin' but mammals So let's G do it like they do on the DisF covery Channel (Do it again now) Am You and me, baby, ain't C nothin' but mammals So let's G do it like they do on the DisF covery Channel (Gettin' Interlude 2horny now) Am C G F Am C G F Chorus 3Am You and me, baby, ain't C nothin' but mammals So let's G do it like they do on the DisF covery Channel (Do it again now) Am You and me, baby, ain't C nothin' but mammals So let's G do it like they do on the DisF covery Channel (Do Chorus 4it now) Am You and me, baby, ain't C nothin' but mammals So let's G do it like they do on the DisF covery Channel (Do it again now) Am You and me, baby, ain't C nothin' but mammals So let's G do it like they do on the DisF covery Channel (Gettin' Outro 1horny now) Am C G F [Repeat and fade]
