If I Had $1,000,000

If I Had $1,000,000

If I Had $1,000,000 chords by Barenaked Ladies

Guitar

Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 2

Capo

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Capo

Em

D

G

C

Em

D

G

C

Intro 1

Verse 1

If

I

had

a

million

dollars

(if

I

had

a

million

dollars)

Well

I'd

buy

you

a

house

(I

would

buy

you

a

house)

And

if

I

had

a

million

dollars

(if

I

had

a

million

dollars)

I'd

buy

you

furniture

for

your

house

(maybe

a

nice

chesterfield

or

an

ottoman)

And

if

I

had

a

million

dollars

(if

I

had

a

million

dollars)

Well

I'd

buy

you

a

K-Car

(a

nice

reliant

automo

bile)

And

if

I

had

a

million

dollars

I'd

buy

your

love

Chorus 1

If

I

had

a

million

dollars

I'd

build

a

tree

fort

in

our

yard

If

I

had

a

million

dollars

you

could

help,

it

wouldn't

be

that

hard

If

I

had

a

million

dollars

maybe

we

could

put

a

little

tiny

refrigerator

in

there

some

where

(We

could

just

go

up

there

and

hang

out)

Interlude 1

(Like

open

the

fridge

and

stuff

and,

girl,

there'd

be

foods

laid

out

for

us)

(With

little

pre-wrapped

sausages

and

things,

hmm)

(They

have

pre-wrapped

sausages

but

they

don't

have

pre-wrapped

bacon)

Verse 2

(Can

you

blame

them?

Yeah)

If

I

had

a

million

dollars

(if

I

had

a

million

dollars)

Well

I'd

buy

you

a

fur

coat

(but

not

a

real

fur

coat

that's

cruel)

And

if

I

had

a

million

dollars

(if

I

had

a

million

dollars)

Well

I'd

buy

you

an

exotic

pet

(yep,

like

a

llama

or

an

emu)

And

if

I

had

a

million

dollars

(if

I

had

a

million

dollars)

Well

I'd

buy

you

John

Merrick's

remains

(all

them

crazy

elephant

bones)

And

if

I

had

a

million

dollars

I'd

buy

your

love

Chorus 2

If

I

had

a

million

dollars

we

wouldn't

have

to

walk

to

the

store

If

I

had

a

million

dollars

we'd

take

a

limou

sine

'cause

it

costs

more

If

I

had

a

million

dollars

we

wouldn't

have

to

eat

Kraft

dinner

(But

we

would

eat

Kraft

dinner)

(Of

course

we

would,

we'd

just

eat

more)

Interlude 2

(And

buy

really

expensive

ketchups

with

it)

(That's

right,

all

the

fanciest

dijon

ketchups,

hmm)

Verse 3

If

I

had

a

million

dollars

(if

I

had

a

million

dollars)

Well

I'd

buy

you

a

green

dress

(but

not

a

real

green

dress,

that's

cruel)

And

if

I

had

a

million

dollars

(if

I

had

a

million

dollars)

Well

I'd

buy

you

some

art

(a

Picasso

or

a

Gar

funkel)

if

I

had

a

million

dollars

(if

I

had

a

million

dollars)

Well

I'd

buy

you

a

monkey

(haven't

you

always

wanted

a

monkey?)

And

if

I

had

a

million

dollars

I'd

buy

your

love

Chorus 3

If

I

had

a

million

dollars,

if

I

had

a

million

dollars,

If

I

had

a

million

dollars,

if

I

had

a

million

dollars

If

I

had

a

million

dol-

lars

I'd

be

rich

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