Promiscuous
Promiscuous

Promiscuous chords by Frank Zappa

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  • Verse 1
    The surgeon 
    general, 
    doctor 
    koop 

    S'posed 
    to 
    give 
    you 
    all 
    the poop 

    But 
    when 
    he's 
    with 
    p.m.r.c. 

    The poop 
    he's 
    scoopin' 

    Verse 2
    Amazes 
    me 

    see- 
    span 
    showed 
    him, all 
    dressed 
    up 

    In his 
    phoney 
    doctor 
    God 
    get- 
    up 

    He 
    looked 
    in the 
    camera 
    and 

    fixed 
    his specs 

    'n gave a 
    little 
    lecture 

    Verse 3
    'bout 
    anal 
    sex 


    He says 
    it 
    is 
    not 
    good 
    for us 

    We 
    just 
    can't 
    be 
    promiscuous 

    He's 
    a docter 
    - - he 
    should know 

    It's the 
    work 
    of the 
    devil, 
    so 

    Girls, 
    don't 
    blow! 

    Verse 4
    Don't 
    blow 
    jimmy, 
    don't 
    blow 
    bobby 

    Get 
    yourself 
    another 
    hobby 

    (if jesus 
    practiced 
    medicine 

    I'm 
    sure 
    he'd 
    do 
    it 

    Just 
    like 
    him) 

    Verse 5
    Is 
    doctor 
    koop 
    man 
    to trust? 

    It seems 
    at 
    least 
    that 
    reagan 
    must 

    (but ron's 
    a trusting 
    sort 
    of guy 
    - - 

    He trusts 
    ed 
    meese 

    wonder 
    why? 

    Verse 6
    The 
    a.m.a. 
    has 
    just 
    got 
    caught 

    For doin' 
    stuff 
    it shouldn't 
    ought 

    All 
    they 
    do 
    is 
    lie 
    and lie 

    Where's 
    doctor 
    koop? 

    Verse 7
    He's standin' 
    by 

    Surgeon 
    general? 
    what's 
    the deal? 

    Is 
    your 
    epidemic 
    real? 

    Are 
    you leaving 
    something 
    out? 

    Something 
    we 
    can't 
    talk 
    about? 

    little 
    green 
    monkey 
    over 
    there 

    Kills 
    a million 
    people? 

    That's 
    not 
    fair! 

    Did 
    it 
    really 
    go 
    that 
    way? 

    Did 
    you 
    ask 
    the c.i.a.? 

    Would 
    they 
    take 
    you ser
    ious, 

    Or 
    have 
    they 
    been 

    Promis
    cuous 


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