Detachable Penis
Detachable Penis

Detachable Penis chords by King Missile

N/A
Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 4

Capo

Transpose

0

Capo
  • A5

  • Eb

    6
  • F

  • Am

  • A5

  • Eb

    6
  • F

  • Am

  • Intro 1




    Verse 1
    I woke 
    up 
    this 
    morning 
    with 
    a bad 
    hangover 

    And my 
    penis 
    was 
    missing 
    again. 

    This 
    happens 
    all the 
    time. 

    It's 
    detachable. 

    Verse 2
    [Background singing 
    be
    gins: "detachable 

    penis" 
    over and 
    over] 

    This 
    comes 
    in handy 
    a lot 
    Verse 3
    of the 
    time. 

    can leave 
    it 
    home, 

    when 
    I think 
    it's 
    gonna 
    get 
    me in 
    trouble, 

    Or I can 
    rent 
    it out
    , when 

    don't 
    need 
    it. 

    But now 
    and then 
    go 
    to a party, 

    get 
    drunk

    Verse 4
    And 
    the next 
    morn
    ing I 
    can't 

    for the life 
    of me 

    Remem
    ber 
    what I 
    did 
    with it. 

    First 
    I looked 
    around 
    my 
    apartment, 

    and I 
    couldn't 
    find 
    it. 

    So 
    I called 
    up the 
    place 

    where 
    the 
    party 
    was, 

    Verse 5
    They 
    hadn't 
    seen 
    it 
    either. 

    I asked 
    them to 
    check 

    the medicine 
    cab
    inet 

    'Cause 
    for 
    some 
    reason 

    I leave 
    it there 
    some
    times 

    But 
    not 
    this 
    time. 

    So 
    I told 
    them 
    if it 
    Verse 6
    pops 
    up to 
    let 
    me know. 

    called 
    a few 
    people 

    who were 
    at the 
    party, 

    But 
    they were 
    no 
    help 
    either. 

    I was starting 
    to get 
    desperate. 

    Verse 7
    I really 
    don't 
    like 
    being 
    without 

    my 
    penis 
    for 
    too 
    long. 

    It 
    makes 
    me 
    feel 
    like less 
    of 
    man, 

    And 
    I really 
    hate 
    having 
    to 
    sit 

    down 
    every time 
    I take 
    a leak. 

    After 
    few 
    hours 
    of searching 
    the house, 


    Verse 8
    And calling 
    everyone 
    could think 
    of, 

    I was 
    starting 
    to 
    get very 
    de
    pressed, 

    So 
    I went 
    to 
    the Kiev, 

    and 
    ate breakfast. 

    Then, 
    as 
    walked 
    down Second 
    Aven

    ue 
    towards St. 
    Mark's 
    Place, 

    Verse 9
    Where 
    all 
    those 
    people 
    sell 
    used 
    books 

    and other 
    junk 
    on 
    the street, 

    I saw 
    my 
    pen
    is 
    lying 
    on 
    a blanket 

    Next to 
    a broken 
    toaster 
    oven. 

    Some guy 
    was 
    selling 
    it. 

    Verse 10
    I had 
    to buy 
    it 
    off him. 

    He wanted 
    twenty-two 
    bucks, buck
    s, 

    but 
    I talked 
    him down 
    to 
    sev
    enteen. 

    took 
    it 
    home, 
    washed 
    it 
    off, 

    And 
    put 
    it back 
    on. 
    I was 

    happy 
    again. 
    Com
    plete. 

    People 
    sometimes 
    Verse 11
    tell me 
    I should 

    get it 
    perman
    ently 
    at
    tached, 

    But 
    don't 
    know. 

    Even 
    though sometimes 

    it's 
    a pain 
    in the 
    ass, 

    I like 
    hav
    ing 
    a detachable 
    penis. 

    Interlude 1





    Verse 12
    [Back
    ground voices 
    contin
    ue 
    to 
    sing 
    "detachable pen

    is"] 

    Outro 1




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