Cat Handcuffs
Cat Handcuffs

Cat Handcuffs chords by Steve Martin

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Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 1

Capo

Transpose

0

Capo
  • G

  • Bb

  • A

  • G

  • Bb

  • A

  • Verse 1
    How many people have cats? 

    1, 2, 3, 4... ok 
    10 

    Let 
    me ask 
    you this... 
    do you trust 

    em'? 

    Because I've gotta get a pair 
    of cat handcuffs 

    and I've gotta get em' right away 

    Just 
    the little ones that go 

    around the little front 
    paws... 

    or maybe the 
    manicles of 

    4 that get all 
    4 paws. 

    But 
    what 
    a drag 

    I found out my 
    cat was embezzling 

    from me! 

    Ya think 
    ya know a 
    cat for 
    10 years and 

    he pulls something 
    like this 

    Found 
    out while I was away 
    he would go out 

    to the mailbox 

    pick up the checks, 

    take em' down 
    to the bank and cash 
    them... 

    Disguised... 
    as me 

    He had the little 
    kitty 

    arrow through the 
    head 

    And the little 
    kitty bunny ears 

    I wouldn't have caught him but 
    I went outside to his house 
    where he sleeps, 


    and there was about 
    3000 dollars 

    worth of cat toys 
    out there! 

    And 
    you can't 
    return them cause they have spit 

    all over em'! 

    So now I'm 
    stuck with 

    3000 dollars worth of 
    cat toys! 

    Sure... 
    they're 
    fun... 

    Got the little rubber 
    mouse has a bell 
    inside of it, 


    hahahahahahahahahaha 

    Boy I hate 
    it when it goes under the 

    sofa... 

    Whoa! 
    Gimme that! Gimme that! 

    Gimme... kkkkkkkkkkkkk 

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