Peter Bazooka
Peter Bazooka

Peter Bazooka chords by The Dead Milkmen

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Guitar
Tuning

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Fret 2

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    6
  • Verse 1
    Tuesday, 
    yes, it 
    was Tues
    day 

    When I saw 
    my 
    con
    gressman 

    coming 
    out 
    of the 
    titty 
    bar 

    He didn't 
    look 
    like my 
    congressman 

    but that's 
    okay 

    Nobody 
    really 
    looks like 

    them
    selves 
    anymore 

    Verse 2
    I think 
    it's got 
    something 

    to do with 
    that 
    crap 

    They've been 
    pouring 

    into 
    the water 

    I decided 
    it 
    might be 
    wise 
    to 

    fol
    low 
    the congressman 

    Just 
    to see 
    what 
    he 
    was 
    up to 

    Af
    ter 
    all, 
    my 
    tax 
    Verse 3
    dollars 
    do 
    pay 
    his 
    salary 

    The 
    con
    gressman 
    got 
    into 
    a taxi, 

    so 
    hailed 
    taxi 

    Despite 
    the 
    obvi
    ous 
    dangers 
    involved 

    And the 
    colored 
    voices 
    in my 

    head 
    began 
    to sing 

    Verse 4
    All 
    gotta 
    do 
    is 
    put 
    my 
    ear 
    to 
    the wall 

    And 
    I can 
    hear 
    it 
    all, 
    yes, 
    I can 
    hear 
    it 
    all 

    All 
    I gotta 
    do 
    is put 
    my 
    ear 
    to the 
    wall 

    And 
    I can 
    even 
    hear 
    the 
    little 

    insects 
    crawl 

    Verse 5
    The con
    gressman 
    was in 

    tax
    number 
    23 

    And 
    I was 
    in cab 
    17 

    But 
    numbers 
    are meaningless 

    In this 
    kind 
    of cat 
    and 
    squid 
    game 

    Verse 6
    My 
    driver 
    was 
    an Aries 

    And 
    he 
    laughed 
    when 
    I said, 

    "Follow 
    that 
    cab" 

    And he 
    kept 
    laughing 

    Until 
    he 
    saw 
    the cold 
    blue 

    steel 
    of 
    Little 
    Elvis 

    Verse 7
    "Keep 
    your 
    god-damn 
    hands 
    hands 
    off 
    that 
    radi
    o", 

    warned 
    him 

    "I 
    work 
    for the 
    govern
    ment" 

    This is 
    actually 
    half 
    truth 

    I'm 
    really a 
    bike 
    courier 

    Verse 8
    But 
    I make 
    a lot 
    of deliver
    ies 

    To government 
    of
    fices 

    That's 
    where I 
    heard 
    about 
    the cheese 

    And 
    the colored 
    voices 

    in my 
    head 
    kept 
    singing 

    Verse 9
    All 
    I gotta 
    do 
    is put 
    my 
    ear 
    to 
    the 
    wall 

    And 
    can hear 
    it 
    all, 
    yes, 
    can 
    hear 
    it 
    all 

    All 
    gotta 
    do 
    is put 
    my 
    ear 
    to 
    the 
    wall 

    And 
    can 
    even 
    hear 
    the 
    little 

    insects 
    crawl 

    Verse 10
    There's 
    this super 
    secret 

    government 
    program 
    called 

    "Oper
    ation 
    the 
    cheese 
    stands 
    alone" 

    It's 
    the 
    congressmen's pet 
    project 

    They 
    claim 
    that they're 
    giving 

    surplus 
    cheese 
    to 
    the needy 

    Verse 11
    I, of 
    course, 
    have 
    my 
    suspi
    cions 

    After 
    15 very 
    quiet 
    minutes 


    The congressman's 
    cab 
    pulled up 

    outside 
    a warehouse

    had 
    the Aries 
    circle 
    around 

    the 
    building 
    and drop 
    me off 

    He seemed 
    to 
    be grasp
    Verse 12
    ing 
    the 

    importance 
    of 
    my mission 

    Since he 
    said 
    I didn't 
    have 
    to pay 
    him 

    As long 
    as I 
    prom
    ised 
    to stay 
    very 

    far 
    away from 
    him 
    and his 
    taxi 

    swear, 
    some 
    people 
    just 

    don't 
    want 
    to get 
    involved 

    Verse 13
    All 
    I gotta 
    do 
    is put 

    my 
    ear 
    to 
    the wall 

    And 
    I can 
    hear 
    it 
    all, 
    yes, 
    I can 
    hear 
    it 
    all 

    All 
    I gotta 
    do 
    is 
    put 
    my 
    ear 
    to 
    the 
    wall 

    And 
    can 
    even 
    hear 
    the 
    little 
    insects 
    crawl 

    Verse 14
    So I 
    walked 
    into 
    that 
    cold 
    dark 
    place 

    Little 
    Elvis 
    drawn 
    and ready 
    for 
    ac
    tion 

    too 
    was 
    ready, 
    ready 
    for 
    the moment 

    When 
    would 
    be 
    real 
    American 

    Verse 15
    All 
    I gotta 
    do 
    is bang 
    my head 
    on 
    the wall 

    And 
    can 
    have 
    it 
    all, 
    yes, 
    I can 
    have 
    it 
    all 

    All 
    I gotta 
    do 
    is bang 
    my 
    head 
    on 
    the wall 

    And 
    I can 
    even 
    make 
    the little 
    insects 
    crawl 

    Verse 16
    All 
    gotta 
    do 
    is bang 
    my 
    head 
    on 
    the wall 

    And 
    can 
    have 
    it 
    all, 
    yes, 
    can 
    have 
    it 
    all 

    All 
    gotta 
    do 
    is bang 
    my 
    head 
    on 
    the 
    wall 

    And 
    I can 
    even 
    make 
    the 
    little 
    insects 
    crawl 

    Verse 17
    All 
    gotta 
    do 
    is bang 
    my 
    head 
    on 
    the wall 

    And 
    can 
    have 
    it 
    all, 
    yes, 
    I can 
    have 
    it 
    all 

    All 
    I gotta 
    do 
    is bang 
    my head 
    on 
    the wall 

    And 
    I can 
    even 
    make 
    the little 
    insects 
    crawl 

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