hinky dinky
hinky dinky

hinky dinky chords by Straight Outta Junior High

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    • Verse 1
    It's 
    been 
    a 
    long 
    day 
    sacking 

    groceries 
    at 
    the 
    hinky dinky 
    store. 

    All 
    the 
    old 
    ladies 
    are 
    mean, 

    I 
    don't 
    want 
    to 
    do 
    this 
    anymore, 

    But 
    If 
    i 
    got 
    home, 

    and 
    tell 
    my 
    mom 
    I 
    don't 
    have 
    a 
    job, 

    She's gonna 
    make 
    me move 
    into 
    a 

    tailer home 

    (And that's 
    not 

    cool) 

    Verse 2
    Doesnt 
    matter 
    what you 
    say, 

    I'm not 
    gonna 
    listen 
    anyway 

    Cuz 
    Stevie 
    Wonder
    's 
    on 
    the ra
    dio. 

    Put 
    some cans 
    on your eggs, 

    Now 
    I'm 
    star
    ing 
    at your 
    legs 
    cuz 

    you 
    are 
    a milf and 
    your'e fucking 
    hot. 

    I 
    try 
    so 
    fucking 
    hard 
    to 
    make 
    it 
    on 
    my own. 

    And 
    every 
    time 
    I try 
    i 
    end 
    up 
    all 
    alone. 

    I 
    know 
    excatly what 
    it 
    takes 
    to 
    be 
    a man 

    But 
    I 
    will 
    never 
    reach 
    that 

    status 
    sacking 
    cans. 

    Verse 3

    Every
    day, 
    is 
    excatly the same 

    As 
    today 
    some 
    shit 
    never 
    changes 
    here. 


    Doesnt 
    matter 
    what 
    you say, 

    I'm not 
    gonna 
    listen 
    any
    way. 

    Can 
    I 
    get 
    a price 
    check 
    on 

    some 
    beats? 
    (16 bucks) 

    I 
    showed 
    up an 
    hour 
    late 
    an now 
    my 

    manager 
    ir
    rated. 

    He's the 
    type 
    of guy 
    I'd 
    like 
    to 
    kill. 

    I 
    try 
    to 
    live 
    my life 
    the 
    hinky dinky 
    way. 

    But 
    then 
    I 
    realized 
    thats 
    just 
    fuckin 
    gay. 

    I 
    know 
    excatly what 
    it 
    takes 
    to 
    be 
    a man 

    But 
    I 
    will 
    never 
    reach 
    that 

    status 
    sacking 
    cans. 

    Verse 4

    Every
    day 
    is 
    excatly the same 

    As 
    today 
    some 
    things 
    never 

    change 
    around 
    here 

    Every
    day 
    is 
    excatly the same 

    As 
    today 
    some 
    things 
    never 
    change 
    around 
    here 


    Paper 
    or 
    Plastic? 

    Outro 1

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