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I Just Want to Sell Out My Funeral chords by The Wonder Years
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Guitar
Tuning
E A D G B E
Capo
Fret 1
Capo
Transpose
0
Capo
Bm
G
C
F
Am
Em
Bm
G
C
F
Am
Em
Intro 1
Clear
the
apartment.
Verse 1
I
plan
on
collapsing
and
I
could
have
sworn
I
heard
a
car
door
slam.
I'm
stuck
at
the corner
of grinding
teeth
and
stomach
acid,
All
alone
under
a
soft
rain
and
streetlamp.
I spent
my life
weighed
down
by
a stone
heart,
Drowning
in
irony
and
set
tling
for
anything.
Somewhere
down the
line
all
the
wiring
went
faulty.
I'm scared
shitless of
failure
and
I'm
staring
out
at
where
I
wan
na
be.
Verse 2
I
just
want
to sell
out
my
funeral.
I
just
want
to
be
enough
for
everyone.
I
just
want
to
sell
out
my
funeral.
Know
that
I
fought
until
the
light
s were
gone.
Verse 3
I'm
walking
through
har
bors
and churchyards.
I felt
the snow
crack
under
my
feet.
I'll
stay
thankful
for mild
win
ters,
for
every
shot
I
got
at
anything.
I'll
blame
the
way
that
I
was
brought
up
or
the
flaws
that
I
was
born
with
Or
the mis
takes
that
I've
made; they're
all
just
fucking
excuses.
So
bury
me
in
the
memor
ies
of
my
friends
and
family.
I
just
need
to
know
that
they
were
proud
of
me.
Verse 4
I
just
want
to
sell
out
my
funeral.
I
just
want
to
be
enough
for
everyone.
I
just
want
to sell
out
my
funer
al.
Know
that
I fought
until
the
light
s were
gone.
Verse 5
Oh,
we
all
wanna
know.
Where'd
the
American
dream
go?
Did
you
give
up
and
go
home?
Am
I
here
alone?
Oh,
when
the
credits
roll,
I'll
watch
as
the
screen
glows
The
moments
when
I
choked,
all
the
fears
that
I've
out
grown.
At
least
I
hope
so.
Verse 6
I
was
just
happy
to be
a contender.
I
was
just
aching
for
anything.
And
I
used
to
have
such
steady
hands
But
now
I
can't
keep
'em
from
shaking.
Verse 7
Oh
I'm
sorry
I,
I'm sorry
I
don't
laugh
at
the
right
times.
Is
this
what
it feels
like
with
my
wing
s clipped?
I'm
awkward
and
nervous.
I'm
awkward
and
nervous.
I'm
awkward
and
nervous.
I'm
awk
ward
and
nervous.
Verse 8
But
I
was
kind
of
hoping
you'd
stay.
I
was
kind
of
hoping
you'd
stay.
I
was
kind
of
hoping
you'd
stay.
I need
you to stay.
Oh,
god,
could
you stay?
I
need
you
to stay.
I
need
you to stay.
I
need
you.
Verse 9
If
I'm
in
an
airport
and
you're
in
a
hos
pital
bed,
Well
then,
what
kind
of man
does
that
make me?
If
I'm
in
an
air
port
and
you're
in
a
hospital
bed,
Well
then,
what
kind
of man
does
that
make
me?
If
I'm
in
an
air
port,
if
I'm
in
an
airport
What
kind of
man
does
that
make
me?
What
kind
of man
does
that
make
me?
Interlude 1
What kind
of man
does
that
make me?
Verse 10
I
know
how
it feels
to
be at
war
with
a world
that never
loved
me.
All
we
had
were
hand
me- downs.(I know how it
feels to
be at war
with
a world
that never
loved
me)
All
we
had
were
hand
me- downs.(I know
how
it
feels
to
be at war
with
a world
that never
loved
me)
All
we
had
were
hand
me- downs.(I know how it feels
to
be at
war
with a world
that never loved
me)
Verse 11
Two
blackbirds
on
a
highway
sign
Are laughing
at me
here
with
my
wings
clipped.
I'm
star
ing
up
at
the sky
But the
bomb
s
keep
fucking
falling.
There's
no
devil
on
my shoulder
He's
got
a rocking
chair
on
my
front
porch
But
I
won't
let
him in.
No, I
won't
let him
in.
Verse 12
'Cause
I'm
sick
of
seeing
ghosts
And
I
know
how
it's
all
gonna
end.
There's
no
triumph
wait
ing.
There's
no
sunset
to
ride
off
in.
We
all
want
to
be
great
men
And
there's
noth
ing
ro
mantic
about
it.
I
just
want
to
know
that
I
did
all
I
could
with
what
I
was
given.
Outro 1
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