X-M@$
X-M@$

X-M@$ chords by Corey Taylor

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Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 4

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    • Verse 1
    Ho 
    ho 
    ho ho 

    Jesus 

    Verse 2
    There 
    ain't nothing 
    more 
    depressing 

    than 
    a 
    pine 
    tree 

    Gussied up 
    with candy 

    canes 
    and ball
    s 

    Those 
    carolers have 
    kept me 

    up for hours 

    "It's Merry 
    Christmas," 
    seeping 

    through 
    my walls 

    Now, I'm 
    no 
    wiccan commie nut 

    or nothing 

    But there's 
    one damn 
    holiday 

    that 
    I 
    can't 
    stand 

    It ain't Hal
    loween, 
    or Thanks
    giving, 

    or even 
    April 
    Fools 

    But it'll 
    surely make 
    a 
    fool 

    out of 
    every 
    man 

    If 
    I ain't drunk 
    then it 
    ain't Christmas 
    Verse 3


    You know where 
    to stick 

    those 
    jingle bell
    s 

    If 
    I ain't hammered, 
    it 
    ain't Hanukkah 

    And 
    all you motherfuckers 
    go 
    to hell 

    If 
    I ain't cock-eyed, 

    it it 
    ain't 
    Kwanzaa 

    Joy to 
    the world 
    of Jack 
    and Cokes 

    If 
    I ain't drunk 
    then 
    it 

    ain't Christmas 

    'Cause I 
    ain't 
    ever 
    anything 

    but broke 

    Verse 4
    Now, every 
    year 
    the mall

    s are just 
    a madhouse 

    Full 
    of empty 
    pocket

    s, thought
    s and 
    smiles 

    Just 
    the smell 
    of 
    eggnog 
    makes me 
    vomit 

    And 
    those colored 
    lights 

    are fucking 
    in
    fantile 

    I 
    think, we 
    collect
    ively 

    as a people 

    Should rise 
    against 

    this corporate 
    jolly 
    noise 

    And tell 
    the world, 

    "Let's buy 
    some peace 
    and quiet 
    for 
    a change 

    Before 
    we spend 
    it all 

    on fucking 
    toys" 

    So, if 
    I ain't drunk 
    then 
    it ain't Christmas 
    Verse 5


    You 
    know where 
    to stick 

    those jingle 
    bell
    s 

    If 
    I ain't hammered, 
    it 
    ain't 
    Hanukkah 

    Fa-la-la-la-la, go 
    go 
    go 

    go fuck 
    yourself 

    If 
    I ain't cock-eyed, 

    it 
    it 
    ain't 
    Kwanzaa 

    Joy to 
    the world 
    of getting 
    stone
    d 

    If 
    I ain't drunk 
    then 
    it 

    ain't Christmas 

    So leave 
    this goddamn 

    Scrooge 
    the fuck 
    alone 

    Verse 6
    Merry 
    Fucking 
    Christmas 

    Hi, 
    Simon 


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